I just got an email from AT&T:
They've made me a movie, for my very own
Art museums and such have not half the allure,
A friendly young woman explains every charge
A catchy, melodious tune starts to play
In the picture, the family's loving the show.
You can't tear them away from their bill video!
My unfortunate ancestors had to pay bills
With no movies to watch, only numbers and stills.
It's a triumph of pure cinematic delight!
I'm going to watch it all day and all night.
This is part of the collection Verses for the Information Age by Ernest Davis