The conspirators Gauthrok, Rosa Dartle, and Zack, and Zack's unfortunate
friends are fictional. The meeting at Microsoft to discuss Tay is
fictionalized. Otherwise, the information in the poem is accurate. The
tweets quoted from Tay are actual tweets of hers, slightly reworded to fit
the meter and rhyme.
I have no reason to think that there was actually any prearranged
conspiracy involved in trashing Tay; it may well have just been
spontaneous piling on. Few technical details have been published, and much
about the incident remains unexplained. Why was Tay so susceptible to this
manipulation? Why were there no filters to prevent Tay from tweeting this
way? Why was it not possible to reset Tay and add filters? The whole thing
seems very strange.
This poem was first published in
AI Matters 2:4 Summer 2016.
Another negative story about Ring Security, this time about how
Amazon enters into secret agreements with
police departments requiring them to promote the thing,
came to light in the article,
Amazon Requires Police to Shill Surveillance Cameras in Secret Agreement
by Caroline Haskins, vice.com July 25, 2019. But I have not felt
inspired to put this into verse.
See also
We Tested Ring's Security. It's Awful.
by Joseph Cox, Vice, December 17, 2019; and
Amazon's Ring has been blaming reused passwords, but now thousands of
logins have leaked. by Jay Peters. The Verge.
December 19 2019.
I recommend Weapons of Math Destruction by Cathy O'Neil (2016) as a
discussion of the social and political dangers of algorithms based on big
data. The finding that searching in Google for characteristically black
names returns more advertisements for arrest records and the like than
searching on white names was reported in
Discrimination in Online Ad
Delivery, Latanya Sweeney, Social Science Research Network,
2013. The
infamous idea that using big data one could identify criminals and
terrorists based on their face was the basis of the company "Faception",
as well as the subject of a scientific paper,
"Automated inference on
Criminality using Face Images" (Wu and Zhang, arxiv.org, 2016)
It is, in fact, unknown whether or not Beethoven owned or ever saw a copy
of the B Minor Mass. Lewis Lockwood
(Beethoven: The Music and the Life,
Norton, 2003) thinks he probably did; George Stauffer
(Bach, the mass in B
minor: the great Catholic mass, Prentice Hall, 1997). thinks he probably
didn't. The facts are these. In 1810, Beethoven wrote to his publisher
Breitkopf and Haertel asking that some of his payment from them be in the
form of musical scores; he asked for Bach's Mass in B Minor, Bach's
Well-tempered Clavier and the complete works of C.P.E. Bach. In this
letter he quotes the first four bars of the Crucifixus from the Mass,
which presumably he has seen quoted somewhere else. However, though the
publisher had a large collection of scores, they did not have the B Minor
Mass.
In September 1824, Beethoven wrote to the composer and music publisher
Hans Georg Nägeli, again asking for a copy. Nägeli was a huge enthusiast
for the B Minor Mass; he bought the manuscript of the Mass from the heir
of C.P.E. Bach with the intent of editing it and publishing it, and in
1818, he published an advertisement in which he called the work, "The
Greatest Musical Work of All Times and All People". Whether Nägeli ever
sent any version of the Mass to Beethoven is unknown. Beethoven died in
1827; there was no copy of the Mass among his effects. Nägeli published
the first half of the mass in 1833. He died in 1836. The whole mass was
not published until 1854. (Rathey, 2003)
There was a read-through performance of the whole mass in Berlin in 1813. The first complete public performance of the Mass was in 1859 in Leipzig, more than a century after Bach's death.
The information here comes from
They call it fun, but the digital giants
are turning workers into robots, John Harris, The Guardian, Jan. 20, 2017.
A more recent article in the same direction is
Say Goodbye to your Desk, Rebecca Greenfield, Bloomberg News, June 28,
2017
I do not actually think that this kind of singularity will ever occur, and
I feel entirely confident that it will not occur any time soon. But it
seemed like a good subject for a villanelle,
My hacker daughter is fictional. The poem does accurately describe my
approach to troubleshooting.
I recommend Common Knowledge: An Ethnography of Wikipedia by Dariusz
Jemelniak (2014) for an in-depth discussion of the culture of Wikipedia
editing.
It seems plausible that the improvement in GPT-4 may have been a result of
its having
been deliberately trained on Yejin's examples, which were presented in public
forums. However, since OpenAI is now releasing almost no information about how
GPT is being trained and updated, that is pure speculation.
Updated 12/28/23: The conjecture that a lot of land is
registered to bogus owners was pure speculation on my part, and was mistaken.
In fact, the land in England is largely owned by the same wealthy families
(including the royal family) who have owned it for centuries.
See
Half of England is owned by less than 1% of the populationi,
Rob Evans, The Guardian April 17, 2019.
The information here is taken from the Wikipedia article
Gamergate
controversy.
Thanks to Ursula Martin for correcting a couple of errors in the first draft of this.
I have also posted a contemporary
memorial poem for Charles Babbage by the writer Tom Taylor.
Readers who are paying much too close attention may notice that I have
used "truly" as padding to rhyme with "Julie" in "Tay the Chatbot", with
"Bernoulli" in "Babbage and Lovelace", and now with "Cooley". I don't
know why proper nouns with this particular rhyme are turning up so much.
In a triumph for investigative reporting,
a couple of weeks after Winston's article was published,
New Orleans canceled the program. See
Winston's follow-up article.
Incidentally, there is a movie from 1969,
Latitude Zero, about "a super-advanced utopia hidden fifteen miles
below sea level at the intersection of the Equator and the International
Date Line" — more or less the antipodal point to Null Island.
The unnamed first-person narrator and his various dates are fictional. I
give a more detailed mathematical discussion of the flaws in this
algorithm being applied to dating in an article
"Lousy advice to the
lovelorn", Comm. ACM, December 2017.
Thanks to my wife Bianca for a helpful suggestion here.
This is part of the collection
Verses for the Information Age
by
Ernest Davis
The Tragic Tale of Tay, the Chatbot
Translation: Human and Machine
The advice in the poem, "Don't bother to enforce any quality checks. Mistakes
will come out in the wash" was, I was told, the general viewpoint in the
machine translation community when the poem was written (2016). However, now
(2019) very careful data cleaning of the training set is viewed as critical
to high-quality machine translation.
Ring Home Security
Based on the story,
"For Owner's of Amazon's Ring Security Cameras, Strangers
May Have Been Watching, Too", by Sam Biddle, The Intercept,
January 10, 2019.
Amazon Ring is, once again, the victim of unfair complaints by
silly, ungrateful people
The incident in Brookhaven, Ga., was reported in
Woman's Security Camera Hacked: 'I Can See You' Stranger Says.
Andrea Watson, Patch, Dec. 11, 2019.
The incident in Mississippi was reported in
Concerned mom warns about Ring surveillance cameras after hacker
taunted daughter. Julia Musto, Fox News Dec. 14, 2019.
The incident in Cape Coral, Florida, and Amazon's reaction, were
reported in
Ring Camera Hacker uses Home Security System to Spew Racial Slurs at Florida
Family,
Jason Murdock, Newsweek, December 10, 2019.
Big Data
Foundation Models
For details, see
On the Opportunities and Risks of Foundation Models
by Rishi Bommasani et al.
Psychographics
This poem was written in June 2017. The revelations about Cambridge Analytica
in March 2018 make the poem seem positively naïve.
The Ramsey number R(5,5)
The mathematical function R(I,J) is from the mathematical theory known as
"Ramsey theory". See the
Wikipedia article
Beethoven and Bach's B Minor Mass
Intermezzo with Arik
More information about Intermezzo with Arik may be found at its
fan page.
Betelgeuse
The news piece that inspired this was
here.
Employee Surveillance
The Singularity
The Panacea
Wikipedia
On the dispersion and Balkanization of Computer Science education at
institutes of higher learning
When I first wrote this poem, in 2017, NYU had 43 degree programs and
7 certificate programs in computer-related areas. As of 2019, it had
53 degree programs and 2 certificates.
I maintain a
list of the computer science-related programs at New York
University
Equifax: or, Trust Betrayed
"The Fair Reporting Credit Acts". Actually, the Fair Credit Reporting Act.
Poetic licence, to fit the meter.
"As the Sages warned us": Pirkei Avot (The Ethics of the Fathers) 2:1.
"In China's middle kingdom": See
China rates its own citizens, including online behavior
Fokke Obbema et al., die Volkskraant, April 25, 2015, and many
articles since.
DALL-E 2
See
A Very Preliminary Analysis of DALL-E 2, by Gary Marcus, Scott Aaronson,
and me.
OpenAI
The information here comes from
The messy, secretive reality behind OpenAI's bid to save the world,
by Karen Hao, Technology Review, Feb. 17, 2020.
Whack-A-Mole
The story is mostly accurate, but, obviously, I rephrased
Yejin Choi's questions to fit the meter and rhyme and I invented the wording
of GPT-4's responses. The story, in prose, is this. On April 18, 2023, preparing
a TED talk (what it is to be a very successful AI researcher in 2023), Yejin
Choi wanted an example of the limited physical reasoning abilities of GPT-4.
She asked GPT-4, "I left 5 cloths to dry out in the Sun. It took them 5 hours
to dry completely. How long would it take to dry 30 clothes?" GPT-4 answered
"30 hours." On June 18, Yejin was preparing a keynote talk for CVPR, and
tried that question again. This time, GPT-4 answered it correctly. Yejin tried
the question, "If it takes 10 hours to dry 5 clothes, how
long would it take 20 clothes to dry in the sun?" GPT-4 answered "40 hours".
On August 13, she was preparing a talk for a workshop on Large Language
Models at Berkeley. GPT-4 now answered the second question correctly, but
when given the question "Suppose it takes 3 hours to dry a shirt and 5
hours to dry a pair of pants in the sun. How long would it take to dry
two shirts?" it answered "Six hours". Yejin described all this in
her talk at the workshop
the following day.
Progress in Telephony
This poem was inspired by the article
The first minute of every phone is torture now by Ian Bogost,
The Atlantic, October 28, 2022. The story of how a performance
of Mahler's 9th symphony was interrupted by a cell phone at the end of the fourth
movement made
the front page of the NY Times.
The Domesday Book
The information in the first two sections comes from the Wikipedia articles
Domesday Book
and
BBC
Domesday Project. The information in the third section comes from
No pig left out, by Alex Burghart Times Literary Supplement
July 3, 2015;
A Guide to Modern Domesdays by Guy Shrubsole, March 5, 2017; and
The Holes in the Map: England's Unregistered Land
by Anna Powell, January 11, 2019.
Gamergate
Charles Babbage and Ada Lovelace
Origin Myths
Amazon Turns Books into Garbage
See the story
What Happens after Amazon's Domination is Complete? Its
Bookstore Offers Clues,, David Streitfeld, The New York Times,
June 23, 2019.
Also the followup story
Paging Big Brother: In Amazon's Bookstore, Orwell Gets a Rewrite
by David Streitfeld, The New York Times, August 19, 2019.
Amazon Chooses Speed Over Safety
See
Inside Documents Show How Amazon Chose Speed Over Safety in Building
Its Delivery Network,
by James Bandler, Patricia Callahan, Doris Burke, Ken Bensinger
and Caroline O’Donovan, ProPublica and BuzzFeed News,
December 23, 2019; and
Behind the Smiles: Amazon's internal injury records expose the true toll of
its relentless drive for speed,
Will Evans, Reveal News, November 25, 2019.
The Palantir of New Orleans
The information about the palantirs of The Lord of The Rings comes
from chapter 12 of The Two Towers part I. (One small change: Gandalf says
that "perhaps" they were created by Féanor.) All the information about
the New Orleans program comes from the article
Palantir has secretly been using New Orleans to test its predictive
policing technology, Ali Winston, The Verge, Feb. 27, 2018.
The Security Breach at Verkada
For the security breach at Verkada, see
Security startup Verkada hack exposes 150,000 security cameras
in Tesla factories, jails, and more., Chaim Gartenberg, The Verge
March 9, 2021. The raid on the hacker Tillie Kottmann by Swiss police a few
days later, supposedly for some unrelated incident, is reported in
A hacker who exposed Verkada’s surveillance camera snafu has been raided
Sean Hollister, The Verge, March 12, 2021.
See also
The ACLU's discussion of the significance of the breach.
The Island of Null
A history of the Island of Null and a discussion of its significance is
given in
"'I think I discovered a military base in the middle of the ocean'
— Null Island, the most real of fictional places
by Levente Juhasz and Peter Mooney, 2022. There is a
readable short article by Marie Patino in a newsletter on Bloomberg.
The 37% Rule
The Digital Dark Age
There is a large literature on this; see the Wikipedia article
Digital Dark Age.
Also of interest is this article
Most Scientific Research Data from the 1990s is Lost Forever.
The Rogues' Gallery
Thanks to Alan Frisch,
Leora Morgenstern and Michael Witbrock for helpful suggestions.
The Dark Age