The conspirators Gauthrok, Rosa Dartle, and Zack, and Zack's unfortunate 
friends are fictional. The meeting at Microsoft to discuss Tay is 
fictionalized. Otherwise, the information in the poem is accurate. The 
tweets quoted from Tay are actual tweets of hers, slightly reworded to fit 
the meter and rhyme.
 
I have no reason to think that there was actually any prearranged 
conspiracy involved in trashing Tay; it may well have just been 
spontaneous piling on. Few technical details have been published, and much 
about the incident remains unexplained. Why was Tay so susceptible to this 
manipulation? Why were there no filters to prevent Tay from tweeting this 
way? Why was it not possible to reset Tay and add filters? The whole thing 
seems very strange.
 
This poem was first published in 
AI Matters 2:4 Summer 2016.
 
Updated 12/28/23: The conjecture that a lot of land is
registered to bogus owners was pure speculation on my part, and was mistaken.
In fact, the land in England is largely owned by the same wealthy families
(including the royal family) who have owned it for centuries.
See  
Half of England is owned by less than 1% of the populationi, 
Rob Evans, The Guardian April 17, 2019.
 
Thanks to Ursula Martin for correcting a couple of errors in the first draft of this. 
 
I have also posted a contemporary
memorial poem for Charles Babbage by the writer Tom Taylor.
 
Readers who are paying much too close attention may notice that I have 
used "truly" as padding to rhyme with "Julie" in "Tay the Chatbot", with 
"Bernoulli" in "Babbage and Lovelace", and now with "Cooley".  I don't 
know why proper nouns with this particular rhyme are turning up so much.
 
The information here is taken from the Wikipedia article 
Gamergate 
controversy.
 
Another negative story about Ring Security, this time about how
Amazon enters into secret agreements with
police departments requiring them to promote the thing,
came to light in the article,
Amazon Requires Police to Shill Surveillance Cameras in Secret Agreement
by Caroline Haskins, vice.com July 25, 2019. But I have not felt 
inspired to put this into verse.
 
See also 
We Tested Ring's Security. It's Awful. 
by Joseph Cox,  Vice, December 17, 2019; and
Amazon's Ring has been blaming reused passwords, but now thousands of
logins have leaked. by Jay Peters. The Verge. 
December 19 2019.
 
I recommend Weapons of Math Destruction by Cathy O'Neil (2016) as a 
discussion of the social and political dangers of algorithms based on big 
data. The finding that searching in Google for characteristically black 
names returns more advertisements for arrest records and the like than 
searching on white names was reported in 
Discrimination in Online Ad 
Delivery, Latanya Sweeney, Social Science Research Network, 
2013. The 
infamous idea that using big data one could identify criminals and 
terrorists based on their face was the basis of the company "Faception", 
as well as the subject of a scientific paper, 
"Automated inference on 
Criminality using Face Images" (Wu and Zhang, arxiv.org, 2016)
 
It is, in fact, unknown whether or not Beethoven owned or ever saw a copy 
of the B Minor Mass. Lewis Lockwood 
(Beethoven: The Music and the Life, 
Norton, 2003) thinks he probably did; George Stauffer 
(Bach, the mass in B 
minor: the great Catholic mass, Prentice Hall, 1997). thinks he probably 
didn't. The facts are these.  In 1810, Beethoven wrote to his publisher 
Breitkopf and Haertel asking that some of his payment from them be in the 
form of musical scores; he asked for Bach's Mass in B Minor, Bach's 
Well-tempered Clavier and the complete works of C.P.E. Bach. In this 
letter he quotes the first four bars of the Crucifixus from the Mass, 
which presumably he has seen quoted somewhere else. However, though the 
publisher had a large collection of scores, they did not have the B Minor 
Mass.
 
In September 1824, Beethoven wrote to the composer and music publisher 
Hans Georg Nägeli, again asking for a copy. Nägeli was a huge enthusiast 
for the B Minor Mass; he bought the manuscript of the Mass from the heir 
of C.P.E. Bach with the intent of editing it and publishing it, and in 
1818, he published an advertisement in which he called the work, "The 
Greatest Musical Work of All Times and All People".  Whether Nägeli ever 
sent any version of the Mass to Beethoven is unknown.  Beethoven died in 
1827; there was no copy of the Mass among his effects. Nägeli published 
the first half of the mass in 1833. He died in 1836. The whole mass was 
not published until 1854. (Rathey, 2003)
 
There was a read-through performance of the whole mass in Berlin in 1813. The first complete public performance of the Mass was in 1859 in Leipzig, more than a century after Bach's death.
 
The information here comes from 
They call it fun, but the digital giants 
are turning workers into robots, John Harris, The Guardian, Jan. 20, 2017.
A more recent article in the same direction is
Say Goodbye to your Desk,  Rebecca Greenfield, Bloomberg News, June 28,
2017
 
I do not actually think that this kind of singularity will ever occur, and 
I feel entirely confident that it will not occur any time soon. But it 
seemed like a good subject for a villanelle,
 
My hacker daughter is fictional. The poem does accurately describe my 
approach to troubleshooting.
 
I recommend Common Knowledge: An Ethnography of Wikipedia by Dariusz 
Jemelniak (2014) for an in-depth discussion of the culture of Wikipedia 
editing.
 
It seems plausible that the improvement in GPT-4 may have been a result of 
its having 
been deliberately trained on Yejin's examples, which were presented in public 
forums. However, since OpenAI is now releasing almost no information about how 
GPT is being trained and updated, that is pure speculation. 
 
In a triumph for investigative reporting, 
a couple of weeks after Winston's article was published, 
New Orleans canceled the program. See
 Winston's follow-up article.  
 
Incidentally, there is a movie from 1969, 
Latitude Zero, about "a super-advanced utopia hidden fifteen miles 
below sea level at the intersection of the Equator and the International 
Date Line" — more or less the antipodal point to Null Island.
 
The unnamed first-person narrator and his various dates are fictional. I 
give a more detailed mathematical discussion of the flaws in this 
algorithm being applied to dating in an article 
"Lousy advice to the 
lovelorn", Comm. ACM, December 2017.
 
Thanks to my wife Bianca for a helpful suggestion here.
 
This is part of the collection
Verses for the Information Age 
by 
Ernest Davis
The Tragic Tale of Tay, the Chatbot
Progress in Telephony
This poem was inspired by the article
The first minute of every phone is torture now by Ian Bogost,
 The Atlantic, October 28, 2022. The story of how a performance
of Mahler's 9th symphony was interrupted by a cell phone at the end of the fourth
movement made 
the front page of the NY Times.
The Domesday Book 
The information in the first two sections comes from the Wikipedia articles
 Domesday Book
and 
 BBC
Domesday Project. The information in the third section comes from 
No pig left out, by Alex Burghart Times Literary Supplement 
July 3, 2015;
A Guide to Modern Domesdays by Guy Shrubsole, March 5, 2017; and
 The Holes in the Map: England's Unregistered Land 
by Anna Powell, January 11, 2019. 
 Charles Babbage and Ada Lovelace
 Origin Myths
 Amazon Turns Books into Garbage
See the story 
 What Happens after Amazon's Domination is Complete? Its 
Bookstore Offers Clues,, David Streitfeld, The New York Times,
June 23, 2019.
Also the followup story
Paging Big Brother: In Amazon's Bookstore, Orwell Gets a Rewrite
by David Streitfeld, The New York Times, August 19, 2019.
 Amazon Chooses Speed Over Safety
See 
Inside Documents Show How Amazon Chose Speed Over Safety in Building 
Its Delivery Network,
by James Bandler, Patricia Callahan, Doris Burke, Ken Bensinger 
and Caroline O’Donovan, ProPublica and BuzzFeed News, 
December 23, 2019; and
Behind the Smiles: Amazon's internal injury records expose the true toll of
its relentless drive for speed,
Will Evans,  Reveal News, November 25, 2019.
 Gamergate
 Translation: Human and Machine 
The advice in the poem, "Don't bother to enforce any quality checks. Mistakes
will come out in the wash" was, I was told, the general viewpoint in the
machine translation community when the poem was written (2016). However, now
(2019) very careful data cleaning of the training set is viewed as critical
to high-quality machine translation.
 Ring Home Security 
Based on the story, 
"For Owner's of Amazon's Ring Security Cameras, Strangers
May Have Been Watching, Too", by Sam Biddle, The Intercept,
January 10, 2019.
 Amazon Ring is, once again, the victim of unfair complaints by 
silly, ungrateful people
The incident in Brookhaven, Ga.,  was reported in 
Woman's Security Camera Hacked: 'I Can See You' Stranger Says. 
Andrea Watson, Patch, Dec. 11, 2019.
The incident in Mississippi was reported in 
Concerned mom warns about Ring surveillance cameras after hacker
taunted daughter. Julia Musto, Fox News Dec. 14, 2019.
The incident in Cape Coral, Florida, and Amazon's reaction, were
reported in 
Ring Camera Hacker uses Home Security System to Spew Racial Slurs at Florida
Family,
Jason Murdock, Newsweek, December 10, 2019.
Big Data
 Foundation Models 
For details, see 
On the Opportunities and Risks of Foundation Models
by Rishi Bommasani et al.
 Psychographics 
This poem was written in June 2017. The revelations about Cambridge Analytica
in March 2018 make the poem seem positively naïve.
 The Ramsey number R(5,5)
The mathematical function R(I,J) is from the mathematical theory known as 
"Ramsey theory". See the
Wikipedia article
Beethoven and Bach's B Minor Mass
Intermezzo with Arik
More information about Intermezzo with Arik may be found at its
fan page.
 Betelgeuse 
The news piece that inspired this was 
here.
 Employee Surveillance
 The Singularity
The Busy Beaver Function
The information here is from 
Scott Aaronson's Yip Lecture,
 How Much Math is Knowable,
 The Panacea
 Wikipedia
 On the dispersion and Balkanization of Computer Science education at 
institutes of higher learning
When I first wrote this poem, in 2017, NYU had 43 degree programs and
7 certificate programs in computer-related areas. As of 2019, it had
53 degree programs and 2 certificates.
I maintain a 
list of the computer science-related programs at New York 
University 
 AI and the International Mathematical Olympiad
A more detailed, prose, exposition of the points in this poem can be found in
	AlphaGeometry2: Impressive accomplishment, but still a long path ahead
by Ernest Davis and Gary Marcus, Feb. 17, 2025
 Equifax: or, Trust Betrayed 
"The Fair Reporting Credit Acts". Actually, the Fair Credit Reporting Act.
Poetic licence, to fit the meter. 
"As the Sages warned us":  Pirkei Avot (The Ethics of the Fathers) 2:1.
"In China's middle kingdom": See 
China rates its own citizens, including online behavior 
Fokke Obbema et al., die Volkskraant, April 25, 2015, and many 
articles since.
DALL-E 2
See  
A Very Preliminary Analysis of DALL-E 2, by Gary Marcus, Scott Aaronson,
and me.
OpenAI
The information here comes from  
The messy, secretive reality behind OpenAI's bid to save the world, 
by Karen Hao, Technology Review, Feb. 17, 2020.
Whack-A-Mole
The story is mostly accurate, but, obviously, I rephrased
Yejin Choi's questions to fit the meter and rhyme and I invented the wording 
of GPT-4's responses. The story, in prose, is this. On April 18, 2023, preparing
a TED talk  (what it is to be a very successful AI researcher in 2023), Yejin
Choi wanted an example of the limited physical reasoning abilities of GPT-4. 
She asked GPT-4, "I left 5 cloths to dry out in the Sun. It took them 5 hours 
to dry completely. How long would it take to dry 30 clothes?"  GPT-4 answered 
"30 hours." On June 18, Yejin was preparing a keynote talk for CVPR, and
tried that question again. This time, GPT-4 answered it correctly. Yejin tried 
the question, "If it takes 10 hours to dry 5 clothes, how 
long would it take 20 clothes to dry in the sun?" GPT-4 answered "40 hours". 
On August 13, she was preparing a talk for a workshop on Large Language
Models at Berkeley. GPT-4 now answered the second question correctly, but
when given the question "Suppose it takes 3 hours to dry a shirt and 5 
hours to dry a pair of pants in the sun. How long would it take to dry 
two shirts?" it answered "Six hours". Yejin described all this in
her  talk at the workshop
the following day.
 The Palantir of New Orleans 
The information about the palantirs of  The Lord of The Rings  comes
from chapter 12 of  The Two Towers part I. (One small change: Gandalf says
that "perhaps" they were created by Féanor.) All the information about
the New Orleans program comes from the article 
 Palantir has secretly been using New Orleans to test its predictive 
policing technology, Ali Winston, The Verge, Feb. 27, 2018.
 The Security Breach at Verkada 
For the security breach at Verkada, see
Security startup Verkada hack exposes 150,000 security cameras
in Tesla factories, jails, and more., Chaim Gartenberg, The Verge
March 9, 2021. The raid on the hacker Tillie Kottmann by Swiss police a few
days later, supposedly for some unrelated incident, is reported in
A hacker who exposed Verkada’s surveillance camera snafu has been raided 
Sean Hollister, The Verge,  March 12, 2021.
See also 
The ACLU's discussion of the significance of the breach.
The Island of Null
A history of the Island of Null and a discussion of its significance is
given in 
 
"'I think I discovered a military base in the middle of the ocean' 
— Null Island, the most real of fictional places
by Levente Juhasz and Peter Mooney, 2022. There is a 
readable short article by Marie Patino in a newsletter on Bloomberg.
 The 37% Rule
 The Digital Dark Age 
There is a large literature on this; see the Wikipedia article
 Digital Dark Age.
Also of interest is this article
 
Most Scientific Research Data from the 1990s is Lost Forever. 
 The Rogues' Gallery
Thanks to Alan Frisch, 
Leora Morgenstern and Michael Witbrock for helpful suggestions. 
 The Dark Age