The Sex Robot

It's shaped like the sexiest models
Its soft skin is the tenderest plastic,
Your abnormal desires it coddles.
It delivers caresses fantastic.

It spritzes the best pheromones.
It's much safer than any cheap whore,
You can sync it with your mobile phones.
But screwing it's, oddly, a bore.

This is part of the collection Verses for the Information Age by Ernest Davis